Googling Tappa Chabutara

I am suffering from chronic procrastinitis. Instead of starting work that I am supposed to do, I googled tappachabutra+ hyderabad. The first two results were some sort of trade directories giving the addresses of Eshwari Ayurvedic clinic. The third one was a Government of Andhra Pradesh webpage saying “the Government are satisfied and considered that the following persons should be tried for the offences .” Two more yellow pages entries Patel&Company and Reyan Public School followed by three news results — Tension grips Tappachabutra( The kicker line in the news item also revealed that police made lathi charge twice and BJP and TDP leaders tried to pacify the people), Daylight Robbery at Tappachabutra and 22 Bangladeshi migrants held near Tappachabutara. There seems to be quite some chatter about Illegal Bangladeshis in Hyderabad.

I tried Tappa+ Chabutra+Hyderabad and google returned one pest control company address followed by an autoparts store called diamond stores. The third result was the National Crime Records Bureau file called Talashall. It gives name, age/height/build and a description of the shape and color of face – Police station and FIR number and dress followed by a photo which was absent in most cases.

Frustrated at this, I added history as a search term and the results were encouraging. 11 pages which said Howla goes to school in Tappa Chabutra. And one of them was the humor threads on Bharat Rakshak. !!??Hyderabadi humor is mind boggling. Howla goes to school is the longest joke I have ever heard and I cannot imagine anyone who is not a Hyderabadi laugh at a joke like that. And when they laugh it is not just laughing. It is till tears start rolling down their cheeks.

Not a bad way to start working. Tappa Chabutra per google is about interminably long jokes, petty crime, riots, transborder illegal labor migration, terrorism, grimy trade and mysterious remedies.